Why Not to have Codeine for Breakfast

1. Known contributing factor to reckless disregard for time and causal in failure to appear at work on time;
2. Can cause one to tangle one’s undeniably high heel in carelessly placed beanbag hence –
3. Causes one to fling one’s laptop in the air and diminishes one’s ability to catch it again due to simultaneously landing on the floor beside it; and
4. Greatly increases one’s chance of falling down steps due to inability to retain said undeniably high heel firmly on foot.

Next time I’ll know better. I woke up with a headache, okay?

Last night a group of friends and I went to see Bridget Jones Diary 2: the Edge of Reason. Of course it was almost entirely a vehicle for gratuitous perving at Colin-Firth-as-Mr-Darcy so the blatant lack of plausibility and a cohesive plot didn’t bother me in the slightest. Ohh Mr Darcy. For some enlightenment into the important issues raised by the film take a look here.